Cheese for Breakfast http://cheeseforbreakfast.com Wed, 18 Aug 2010 18:51:37 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Wordless Wednesday http://cheeseforbreakfast.com/2010/08/wordless-wednesday-7/ continued… “Let’s please talk about me in a dress and heels at the Home Depot in the ghetto trying to buy paint. I was told by 3 men that I looked great, got a high five, and was warned against ‘getting a ticket’ for [...]]]> http://cheeseforbreakfast.com/2010/08/continued/ Is This Real Life?: Volume 3 Random samplings of the emails I receive while lying in bed at night.

“I’m watching Juno, alone, in sweats and high heels. I haven’t left the apartment all day. Still be my friend?

The good news is I have a really cute new outfit to wear to work tomorrow that shows off my tan. So maybe things will [...]]]> http://cheeseforbreakfast.com/2010/08/is-this-real-life-volume-3/ Pennsylvania Weekends

Two weekends ago I headed up to Northeast Pennsylvania to steal stuff from Mandie, since she’s moving to Germany and doesn’t really need her spice collection anymore.

Things I acquired:

1) Baking dish which was possibly one of Mandie’s parent’s wedding presents. I’ve eaten so many casseroles out of that thing. This is why I’m fat. 2) Some Chicago [...]]]> http://cheeseforbreakfast.com/2010/08/pennsylvania-weekends/ Wordless Wednesday

http://cheeseforbreakfast.com/2010/07/wordless-wednesday-6/ I Love College Nobody really understands what it’s like to live in the country unless they’ve done it.

This music video takes place almost entirely in the town where I went to school.

Enjoy.

We’re From [...]]]> http://cheeseforbreakfast.com/2010/07/i-love-college/ Is This Real Life?: Volume 2 Random samplings of the emails I receive while lying in bed at night.

We are currently smoking up with our building maintenance men. Both fabulous black men telling outrageous stories. I’m currently trying to write a pretty serious final report…. fail.

I can’t really describe the rediculousness I just wish you were here to [...]]]> http://cheeseforbreakfast.com/2010/07/is-this-real-life-volume-2/ Where in the World is Madeline?

…I don’t even know.

When I moved to Philadelphia, I was very VERY scared I wouldn’t make any friends. I thought I’d sit at home every night, lonely and watching 16 and Pregnant reruns and Intervention.

Because of this fear, I went into overdrive. I joined a kickball league (oh yeah, you heard me). I made plans with [...]]]> http://cheeseforbreakfast.com/2010/07/where-in-the-world-is-madeline/ college degrees are useless 3 or 4am I wake up to a loud beeping every 30 seconds or so. I first assume that the house is on fire and I need to jump out my window and onto my neighbor’s deck (excellent escape plan, if I do say so myself).

I then realize that my house probably isn’t on fire. I [...]]]> http://cheeseforbreakfast.com/2010/07/college-degrees-are-useless/ Well, shit.

So much for bragging about fresh vegetables. I came home today to find this. The rest of the garden isn’t looking too great. My dad thinks I’m overwatering. I’m blaming the 100+ degree temperatures.

I CANNOT kill this entire garden less than a week after I moved in. I’m actually depending on it for fresh vegetables.

What do [...]]]> http://cheeseforbreakfast.com/2010/07/well-shit/