Cheese for Breakfast

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ML — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 20:41:45 +0000

If you’re here, you probably know I’m not very good at blogging on a regular basis.

Is there a burning question you want me to [...]

ten on tuesday except it’s thursday but they both start with ts.

ML — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 18:34:18 +0000

So it’s the same, right?

No, I didn’t make this up by myself. Ten on Tuesday.

1. If you work, do you drive to work or take public transportation? I drive a lovely 22.2 miles every morning and evening. I wish I could take public transportation, but it’s not efficient. I tried for a week. I had to leave my [...]

a year changes…nothing.

ML — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 15:49:19 +0000

While scouring my blog for a possible professional writing sample (I don’t know why, either), I found this post.

trends and things.

A list of 99 things you’re supposed to bold if you’ve done them. I read through it and made some mental notes.

The things I accomplished in the last year:

20. Slept on an overnight train

How was [...]

Strike up the music, the band has begun.

ML — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 14:49:50 +0000

Four years Three years ago today, my friends and I made the pilgrimage to Punxsutawney to see our favorite weather forecasting groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil. While there, we met a few members of the famed Inner Circle, including Tom,The Big Windmaker. Basically, we’re celebs.

Do I really believe that a Groundhog predicts the weather? Why wouldn’t I? [...]

Parking Wars.

ML — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 16:19:52 +0000

There is a lovely show called Parking Wars on A&E. This show is extremely entertaining. Except if you live in one of the cities that are featured in Parking Wars. NOT FUNNY.

The Manayunk section of Philadelphia was developed in the late 1700s-early 1800s. Unfortunately, these were pre-automobile times in America, so it’s lacking driveways, parking and [...]

Tuesday.

ML — Tue, 25 Jan 2011 15:23:25 +0000

I woke up this morning in a panic after dreaming I was kidnapped by a Mexican drug cartel. They must have been angry over my reality tv watching about their organizations.

I looked at the weather and was excited because at 7am, it was 28 degrees outside. Instead of the 5 degrees like yesterday. I felt warm [...]

Dear neighbor,

ML — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 17:43:51 +0000

Thank you for waking me up with your shoveling at 5:00am today. You know how much I love the scraping sound of shovels against concrete. I know it was very important for you to clear off your back porch, a path to the chicken coop and the entire driveway, as you are retired and have nowhere [...]

why I can’t make myself blog on a regular basis.

ML — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:15:20 +0000

excuses excuses blah blah blah. It’s not because I’m busy and don’t have time, or because my life is boring or because I don’t want to share my life with the internet.

I don’t want to bore the shit out of you. I don’t want this to be the blog with the 100000th “i went on a [...]

i’m a big kid now.

ML — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:02:29 +0000

I did it. Finally. I made [...]

The First 24 of 2011

ML — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 01:12:32 +0000

Somebody I know very well tried to fart and instead peed himself a little. I ate pub mix I bought in August, and then the crumbs ended up in my eyelashes. Chris alerted me to this because I didn’t notice. Chris decided he wanted to invent male bladder control maxi pads with a revolutionary adhesive, instead of the [...]