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“Let’s please talk about me in a dress and heels at the Home Depot in the ghetto trying to buy paint. I was told by 3 men that I looked great, got a high five, and was warned against ‘getting a ticket’ for [...] Two weekends ago I headed up to Northeast Pennsylvania to steal stuff from Mandie, since she’s moving to Germany and doesn’t really need her spice collection anymore. Things I acquired: 1) Baking dish which was possibly one of Mandie’s parent’s wedding presents. I’ve eaten so many casseroles out of that thing. This is why I’m fat. |
 
 
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