Cheese for Breakfast » Rants

Dear neighbor,

ML — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 17:43:51 +0000

Thank you for waking me up with your shoveling at 5:00am today. You know how much I love the scraping sound of shovels against concrete. I know it was very important for you to clear off your back porch, a path to the chicken coop and the entire driveway, as you are retired and have nowhere [...]

why I can’t make myself blog on a regular basis.

ML — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 19:15:20 +0000

excuses excuses blah blah blah. It’s not because I’m busy and don’t have time, or because my life is boring or because I don’t want to share my life with the internet.

I don’t want to bore the shit out of you. I don’t want this to be the blog with the 100000th “i went on a [...]

Where in the World is Madeline?

ML — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:03:59 +0000

…I don’t even know.

When I moved to Philadelphia, I was very VERY scared I wouldn’t make any friends. I thought I’d sit at home every night, lonely and watching 16 and Pregnant reruns and Intervention.

Because of this fear, I went into overdrive. I joined a kickball league (oh yeah, you heard me). I made plans with [...]

Food Photography is Bullshit

ML — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 02:36:23 +0000

I think most “food photography” is bullshit.

Yes, I said it.

I just don’t get these “perfect” food images. Why do we need studios in our kitchens? Why are there classes on food styling and taking the perfect pictures of our sandwiches, sandwiches whose images will never exist in real life outside of [...]

Give Your Coffee to @FoodPhilosophy

ML — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 03:08:05 +0000

If you’re reading this and know anything about me, you probably know Jennifer too. @FoodPhilosophy. Co-creator of the Culinary Media Network. Blogger at Food Philosophy. Teacher of everything sensual and sexy. Yesterday, some shitbag(s) broke into her apartment and stole her MacBook (they also went through her panty drawer, but that’s a different story). Now, [...]

what not to eat for breakfast

ML — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:38:52 +0000

If you didn’t notice, I love eating cheese for breakfast (fuck pancakes). Cottage cheese hardly qualifies as cheese (to me), but I used to bring these little snack cups to the office every day for the perfect desk meal. Until I found a hair in mine. I opened my cottage cheese and there was A [...]

trends and things.

ML — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:16:28 +0000

This post really reminds me of one of those middle school chain letter things…but since I’ve been having trouble posting, I figured I’d let my inner 14 year old out into the blogging wild.

Also, who made this list? Some of these travel things are just so stereotypical. Seen the Mona Lisa? Way less amazing than driving [...]

blogging

ML — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:13:44 +0000

When I first started this blog, I told myself I’d blog a minimum of once a week.

That hasn’t happened.

In college I had a photo blog that I posted on every week. That was easy. Writing words shouldn’t be hard for me. It’s what I do. But on this blog, it’s difficult. I think it all goes [...]

A Look Inside

ML — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:41:20 +0000

I’d like to say I don’t eat processed food and only cook from scratch, but that’d be a lie, and not one I’d really like to tell. I can’t deal without Sheetz breakfast sandwiches and the occasional trip to Taco Bell. HOWEVER, after a visit to a friend’s apartment this past weekend (and a trip through [...]