3 or 4am I wake up to a loud beeping every 30 seconds or so. I first assume that the house is on fire and I need to jump out my window and onto my neighbor’s deck (excellent escape plan, if I do say so myself).

I then realize that my house probably isn’t on fire. I [...]

So much for bragging about fresh vegetables.
I came home today to find this. The rest of the garden isn’t looking too great. My dad thinks I’m overwatering. I’m blaming the 100+ degree temperatures.

I CANNOT kill this entire garden less than a week after I moved in. I’m actually depending on it for fresh vegetables.

What do [...]

So, I moved last week. Out of the parents house and into the “REAL WORLD” (whatever that means).

I moved to a great house closer to the city with two girls I don’t know. My room is small but we have central air, DVR and a dishwasher. I don’t need much more. Besides cheese and vodka. I [...]