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Is This Real Life?: Volume 3

ML — Mon, 16 Aug 2010 12:50:28 +0000

Random samplings of the emails I receive while lying in bed at night.

“I’m watching Juno, alone, in sweats and high heels. I haven’t left the apartment all day. Still be my friend?

The good news is I have a really cute new outfit to wear to work tomorrow that shows off my tan. So maybe things will [...]

Pennsylvania Weekends

ML — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 18:22:38 +0000

Two weekends ago I headed up to Northeast Pennsylvania to steal stuff from Mandie, since she’s moving to Germany and doesn’t really need her spice collection anymore.

Things I acquired:

1) Baking dish which was possibly one of Mandie’s parent’s wedding presents. I’ve eaten so many casseroles out of that thing. This is why I’m fat. 2) Some Chicago [...]

Is This Real Life?: Volume 2

ML — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 17:58:33 +0000

Random samplings of the emails I receive while lying in bed at night.

We are currently smoking up with our building maintenance men. Both fabulous black men telling outrageous stories. I’m currently trying to write a pretty serious final report…. fail.

I can’t really describe the rediculousness I just wish you were here to [...]

college degrees are useless

ML — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:59:45 +0000

3 or 4am I wake up to a loud beeping every 30 seconds or so. I first assume that the house is on fire and I need to jump out my window and onto my neighbor’s deck (excellent escape plan, if I do say so myself).

I then realize that my house probably isn’t on fire. I [...]

Well, shit.

ML — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 23:39:41 +0000

So much for bragging about fresh vegetables. I came home today to find this. The rest of the garden isn’t looking too great. My dad thinks I’m overwatering. I’m blaming the 100+ degree temperatures.

I CANNOT kill this entire garden less than a week after I moved in. I’m actually depending on it for fresh vegetables.

What do [...]

New Semester, New Beginnings

ML — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 12:24:43 +0000

So, I moved last week. Out of the parents house and into the “REAL WORLD” (whatever that means).

I moved to a great house closer to the city with two girls I don’t know. My room is small but we have central air, DVR and a dishwasher. I don’t need much more. Besides cheese and vodka. I [...]

We All Survived

ML — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 01:29:40 +0000

…somehow.

I forgot how much I love central Pennsylvania and all the crazy and strange people out there. Props to Stoudt’s Brewing Company for having an awesome Microfest again (even though Dogfish Head wasn’t there, grr). I’m a little upset that I didn’t see any Amish people, but I’ll live. It’s not like I didn’t see them [...]

Southern Hospitality

ML — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:48:58 +0000

(No, that is not me. But she’s single, in case you’re wondering)

My friends and I just got back from a quick, 4 day vacation in Myrtle Beach.

The verdict? It was amazing.

The beach was beautiful, the kids at the resort were well behaved (yes, I said it), drinking in public was overlooked, the drinks were CHEAP, and [...]

Relay For Life!!!!!!

ML — Fri, 14 May 2010 17:32:44 +0000

You may be wondering…why is there a photo of a half naked child covered in ice cream on my blog?

Her name is Maggie, she’s kind of a princess, and she’s a leukemia survivor. Next month, I’m participating in RelayFor Life on Maggie’s aunt’s team. I wish I could say she is the only person we know who [...]

Sugar Free Redo

ML — Wed, 12 May 2010 16:47:12 +0000

So, I restarted my seven days of sugar free eating on Sunday.

I had an Andes mint yesterday when I couldn’t find my gum. I had garlic breath. I

Overall, I don’t notice any sort of difference. Maybe this wasn’t the challenge for me, because I really don’t eat a lot of sugar anyway.

We’ll see how the rest [...]