Random samplings of the emails I receive while lying in bed at night.
“I’m watching Juno, alone, in sweats and high heels. I haven’t left the apartment all day. Still be my friend?
The good news is I have a really cute new outfit to wear to work tomorrow that shows off my tan. So maybe things will [...]
Two weekends ago I headed up to Northeast Pennsylvania to steal stuff from Mandie, since she’s moving to Germany and doesn’t really need her spice collection anymore.
Things I acquired:
1) Baking dish which was possibly one of Mandie’s parent’s wedding presents. I’ve eaten so many casseroles out of that thing. This is why I’m fat.
2) Some Chicago [...]
Random samplings of the emails I receive while lying in bed at night.
We are currently smoking up with our building maintenance men. Both fabulous black men telling outrageous stories. I’m currently trying to write a pretty serious final report…. fail.
I can’t really describe the rediculousness I just wish you were here to [...]