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Is This Real Life?: Volume 3

Random samplings of the emails I receive while lying in bed at night.

“I’m watching Juno, alone, in sweats and high heels. I haven’t left the apartment all day. Still be my friend?

The good news is I have a really cute new outfit to wear to work tomorrow that shows off my tan. So maybe things will [...]

Pennsylvania Weekends

Two weekends ago I headed up to Northeast Pennsylvania to steal stuff from Mandie, since she’s moving to Germany and doesn’t really need her spice collection anymore.

Things I acquired:

1) Baking dish which was possibly one of Mandie’s parent’s wedding presents. I’ve eaten so many casseroles out of that thing. This is why I’m fat.
2) Some Chicago [...]

Is This Real Life?: Volume 2

Random samplings of the emails I receive while lying in bed at night.

We are currently smoking up with our building maintenance men. Both fabulous black men telling outrageous stories. I’m currently trying to write a pretty serious final report…. fail.

I can’t really describe the rediculousness I just wish you were here to [...]