The Best Friends in the World

I have them.

My friends and I are not really good at being emotional or giving serious advice. We get uncomfortable when people cry and behave awkwardly at funerals. However I’d like to think we all have our talents that make up for the lack of emotion. Examples: 1) looking good while at representing Trinidad & Tobago 2) rhyming.

GRE Rap

By MandieCanjo

You’ve been studyin hard, learnin yo maths
Stayin up nights and skippin some baths
All so you can make sure you ace this shite
You gots to do it for Grad School, aiight?

Now I dont quite know what the GRE’s are
I think I’d rather take shots at my favorite bar
I know you aint done algebra since you was sixteen
But I recognize your reading comprehension is mean

I think there’s analogies like the SAT’s
This test is to useless as your momma… BITCH PLEASE
So gather up yo #2′s and graphing calculator
And tell those suckas in admissions ‘yo homes, see ya lata’

I don’t need a Scantron you know you da’ shit
And for a 3 hour test I don’t need to sit
But when you open that test better show em who’s boss
And pistol whip that exam with your mental floss.